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5 Innovative reasons for using a baby monitor

Baby monitors bring to mind the cuddly little humans resting in their beds that we are just waiting to hear, so we can go pick them up and play with them.

These ideas are meant to broaden your horizons so to speak on this useful product. Bear in mind, these ideas may sometimes only be used by professionals and should never be attempted at home and also may be highly illegal and I am putting a disclaimer right here to do this at your own risk:

• Tape a baby monitor to the belly of a trapeze artist, so you can REALLY hear what they are saying up there (and I will bet they aren't singing...he flies through the air, with the greatest of ease...)
• Put a baby monitor in areas of your workplace that will catch the best gossip, so you will know everything that is going on (probably illegal and do so at your own risk)
• Put a baby monitor in the bathroom and when your favorite shower singer winds up for a ballad, turn it on in the living room and amuse guests
• Put one in the garage, so you can hear what your husband is really saying about you to his friends while they are hanging out (probably also illegal)
• Use it (now this is a serious one) as a baby HORSE monitor. Put in the mare's foaling stall, so when the time comes, you can be ready to run to the barn
• Strap a baby monitor to your school age child and hear what is really going on in the classroom (probably illegal, but it definitely SHOULDN'T be considering the schools in California that suspending a bunch of students for not honoring the day of silence for gays...and I am not kidding about that)

I challenge you to come up with funnier uses than these, or more practical ones than the regular use that everyone thinks of.